flamingno:

people without passwords on their phones are the strongest and most terrifying people you will ever meet

fuck-benedict:

maplehoofs:

fuck-benedict:

I JUST WANTED TO SING THE ALPHABET I DIDNT ASK FOR THIS

Ironically, what you wanted instead was the D.

get

out

300,639 notes; 7 months ago ; via:michaelgclffford ; source:fuck-benedict ;

becquerei:

my friend made this status on fb and as i read the first line i got mad but then i read the rest and 

175,166 notes; 7 months ago ; via:michaelgclffford ; source:nymfali ;
58,011 notes; 7 months ago ; via:whoskathryn ; source:niamrockme ;

harry2016:

harry2016:

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Robin. Robin who? Robin you! Hand over your cash motherfucker 

I got this from a children’s joke website but just added the word motherfucker at the end

139,992 notes; 7 months ago ; via:horan20s ; source:hotsenator ;

onedirectionfangirlproblems:

usa gets silver:

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russia gets silver:

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chinese get silver:

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british get bronze:

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563,409 notes; 7 months ago ; via:larryswizards ; source:juvenialls ;
60,157 notes; 7 months ago ; via:nananarry ; source:heartzmalik ;
12,292 notes; 7 months ago ; via:paintsyouwings ; source:voicestyles ;
1,164 notes; 7 months ago ; via:itshoran ; source:adoresnialler ;
27,627 notes; 7 months ago ; via:britisharold ; source:ohstylesno ;
34,490 notes; 7 months ago ; via:fedorhaz ; source:mr-styles ;
5,458 notes; 7 months ago ; via:britisharold ; source:sunshine-catherine-grondin ;
22,465 notes; 7 months ago ; via:larryswizards ; source:oscarsneymar ;
13,771 notes; 7 months ago ; via:fedorhaz ; source:as-loud-as-lion ;
3,903 notes; 7 months ago ; via:louisstoleharrysvirginity ; source:hstuyles ;
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